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The following is a "hate" mail I received from an eighteen year old paramedic with a 130 IQ, (his credentials, not mine).  His name is Kenshin Himura, but since I can't pronounce that, I'm just gonna call him "Flounder".  Why Flounder?  * burp *  ...WHY NOT?!?
 
(If you don't know that reference came from Animal House, please have your ass call my foot to make an appointment.)
 
I only read part of his diatribe originally, and then replied with:
 
Kenshin,
     Sorry man, I got about half way through this drivel and stopped.  You just don't know what science is.  It doesn't work the way you think it does.  Scientists don't try to defend their assessments, they try to DISPROVE them.  Those maxims that hold up to scrutiny are preserved, (without emotional connection), while those that don't are dismissed.  You also didn't site references, (at least in the part I read). If I get a chance to read through it later, I'll take another look.  Right now I'm kinda swamped.  Still, being a paramedic at 18 is impressive.
 
Take care,
-Mike
 
***
 
Flounder immediately answered with this:
 
mike i know where you are coming from in the way of scientific scrutiny. a good scientist DOES try to disprove himself. but please continue reading my letter and you will see the scientific basis for disqualifying 2 major evolutionary theories... so i would appreciate it if you could finish at a more convenient time and see why it is dogmatic to defend an idea that has become a doctrine in itself; complete with blind followers.

thanks. john.

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Who's "john"?  Hell if I know.  I thought his name was Kennebunkport Hummus or something.  Regardless, I backed out of a tennis date I was supposed to have tonight, (with a girl who just got out of jail, no less), thus, I now have time to answer this guy in true Descado fashion. 

Without further adieu...

(Note: spelling, capitalization, and sentence structure are exactly as they appear in Flounder's email.) 

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okey dokey mike.... ive decided to do you a favor...

If you REALLY wanna do me a favor, learn to capitalize your sentences, and perhaps send your younger sister over for a spirited game of hide-and-go-fuck.

it seems that you have been mopping the floor with these relegeous zealouts who spew the same rhetoric like "jesus loves you" and "youre running from the truth" --- i just stumbled upon the jerry buckheimer letter.

Incidentally, that "Jerry Bruckhiemer" letter was sent to me by a friend of mine named Steve Lomac, who was just trying to throttle my crank.  I didn't know that at the time of my reply, but Steve busted me on it later.  I reciprocated by mailing him a mason jar filled with my own urine.   

i feel bad for you, because you are offered no challenge whatsoever.

Guess what, Flounder?  I'm still not...

are you a biologist? you said you were...

I have a BS in Biochemistry (with a personally-driven emphasis on evolutionary mechanics), and a Masters in Biology Education.  Both of these degrees were earned at a measly little university in bumblefuck Mississippi.  Not Harvard or Stanford by any stretch of the imagination, but the knowledge was there, and I took it.

well i dont have any biology degrees, im a lowly paramedic... aside from the fact im only 18. 

Really?!?  I would've figured you had an associates degree in Advanced Obviousness from the University of No Fucking Shit. 

however, i have an intellegence quotient of 13 (for you idiots that means an IQ of 130)

Yeah, for YOU idiots!

and i absorb info like a spounge.

...or perhaps a winged tampon.

i will now procceed to disprove the evolution theory---

Wow!  You should've been at the Scopes Monkey Trial!  You could've saved all us legitimate researchers DECADES of fruitless attempts to do the same thing.

with "blind faiith?" nope... scientific aptitude.

I do not think that word means what you think it means...  INCONCEIVABLE!!!

hold on to your ass.

How 'bout I hold on to my DICK, instead?

this will be rather long,

...speaking of my dick.

but i hope that you would grant me the same respect that i constantly show you when i enjoy your sometimes very long articles.

What respect do you constantly show me, Flounder?  Lemme' tell ya something, respect is not a thing to be hoped for or asked for.  Respect is earned.  I had a pet turtle once, it bit people. 

First lets examine why evolution is so popular.

Evolution is certainly not "popular", at least no more than science itself is popular.  Eighty six percent of the world's population worship some kind of deity, (source: http://www.adherents.com/Religions_By_Adherents.html) which makes evolution somewhat UNpopular.  It's not a fad, it's simply one of the many scientific maxims that have endured because they hold up to empirical testing.  Unfortunately, evolution is singled out because it contradicts the creation accounts of several religious texts interpreted from stories passed down by word of mouth for thousands of years before they were written down, then translated, then intentionally mistranslated, then translated some more.  Notice that nobody is trying to get textbooks changed with regards to atomic bonding, nor DNA replication, nor meiosis, nor molecular attraction- things inherent to the mechanics of evolution itself.  Why?  Because the little parts, ON THE SURFACE, do not appear to fly in the face of superstition.  

Popular?  No, Flounder.  Nobody wants evolution to be true.  Most of America's layman population discount it outright, and for no other reason than they are ignorant to what evolution truly is.     

If you had a group of penis-shaped hat wearing old guys who piously asserted that god is actually "three in one" (although when asked to explain who its physically possible for god to talk to himself---- i.e. jesus having numerous AUDIBLE conversations with his father--- they simply explain that its "a divine mystery" or "with god anythings possible") , or saying that if you do not fall in line with dogma then your "loving god" will torment you forever in hell or that the earth was created in six literal days.... would you not seek an actual SOLID and scientifically beleivable truth on which there is no mystery or missing links? the answer seems simple to most--- evolution. after all... its a SCIENTIFIC take on life, right? its an answer based on careful research and unbiased scientific scrutinty, right? wrong.

There are so many things wrong with this paragraph, that I don't know where to begin.  People don't "believe" in evolution because they're trying to escape religion.  Who the fuck would want to escape religion?!?  I mean, eternal life?  An existence beyond death?  An existence beyond the human condition?  I, for one, would LOVE for that to be the way it is. 

In fact, evolution has become a religeon in itself.

No, like every other scientific discipline, evolution is accepted because that's what the evidence suggests.  There's no religious component to it.  Religion is based on faith in the unseen, faith in the supernatural.  Science is based on hard data, observation of the NATURAL; and, in its pure form, (which the scientific method demands), it cannot be worshipped.  You can no more worship evolution than you can gravity.

Like all relegeon, staunch evolutionists dogmatically hammer theories that are not proved or completley unsubstatiated.
 
THIS STATEMENT is completely unsubstantiated.  What theories, specifically, are staunch evolutionists dogmatically hammering?
 
why? because it is a reasonable alternative to what the relegeous leaders are teaching about the origin of man.
 
No, it's because, again, that's what the overwhelming majority of data suggests.  As I said in my first reply, you just don't understand science, Flounder.  Nobody's searching for an alternative to religion, the two are mutually exclusive.  The scientific community just wants know the way things work.  We have ONE WAY to find that out, one OBJECTIVE way, and that's the scientific method, (which you should do some research on).  The continuing technological achievements of our species are a testament to just how well this works, and your ignorance on this matter is seriously pissing me off.  I'd rather you say, "I don't know", than to try and actually make a comparison betwen science and religion.
 
you might also be thinking now that creation is in the same boat.
 
If you mean, "Creationism", then no, I'm not thinking that, though I do think you're in the same boat as Creationists.
 
but we will examine from a scientific standpoint which is more feasable.
 
You wouldn't know a "scientific standpoint" if it shaved your pubic hair with a lawnmower.
 
and well, let me tell you that relegeous leaders are not qualified to speak about god or the origin of man...
 
Thank goodness!  I was unsure until you made this clear.... ass.
 
i wil now proceed to show you bible beating donctrinites of theology that you dont know shit.
 
Yeah!  You'd better watch out, you... you... BIBLE BEATING DONCTRINITES!!! 
 
(For the record, I have no idea what "donctrinites" are.  Flounder might have been looking for "doctrinaires", but I think he's just spouting off big words he read on a Creation Science website- a theme I'll expound upon shortly.) 
 
i will also, (for the sake of fairness) show evolutionists that they are full of shit.
 
Yes, that's only fair, because the two are so similar.  Kinda like Kiera Knightly and Rip Torn.  Oh, wait...
 
first the bible beaters...
 
number one, i have actual historic records and encycolopedias from CATHOLICS THEMSELVES that say that hellfire, trinity, and immortality of the soul is does not originate with the bible.
 
HOLY REVELATION, BATMAN!!!  ACTUAL HISTORIC RECORDS FROM ACTUAL CATHOLICS?!?  I think I just shit my pants...
 
if you would like to challenge me on that, i will open that can of whupass another time.
 
Ah, another time...  How 'bout now?  By the way, I have ACTUAL historic records from ACTUAL Greek writers that describe the existence of Zeus, Apollo, and the lost continent of Atlantis.  Flounder, I really wish you would've proof read this thing before you sent it to me, because you'd have to stick your penis in a meat grinder to come off as more of a dumbass than you are right now.  If your IQ is really 130, then you're wasting it, my friend.
 
that is disqualification #1. most "doctrine" is shit. when you die, you die. thats it.
 
I agree because, at this point in time, there's no evidence to contradict this statement.
 
dont you assholes even READ the bible?
 
I do, butt grease.  I've read it cover to cover, and in both King James and New Life versions, which is why I know you can't make scriptural arguments.  The bible contradicts itself so much, than only those who hadn't read it as a singular work could possibly take it as a literal doctrine.  Do we take an eye for an eye?  Or do we turn the other cheek?  Do we eat pork?  Or do we not?  Did God create evil?  Or was it man/Satan/sin?
 
Ecclesiasties 9:5 reads...

5 For the living are conscious that they will die; but as for the dead, they are conscious of nothing at all, neither do they anymore have wages, because the remembrance of them has been forgotten. 6 Also, their love and their hate and their jealousy have already perished, and they have no portion anymore to time indefinite in anything that has to be done under the sun.

Yet another contradiction.  Do we live forever in heaven/hell?  Or do we cease to exist?

see? simple and sweet.

WHAT?!?  WHAT WAS THAT, YOU TAINT LICKING PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL?!?  You think you're gonna prove a point to the faithful with ONE little scripture?  As I've said, the bible is FULL of such fodder.  Quoting a single passage will do exactly DICK to make people take this rant seriously.  If this was a joke, well done.  If you were serious, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to put your head in the stove and turn the gas on.

and yet some bibles have anootations saying that solomon was not speaking the truth... uh huh.. these assholes dont know what they are talking about. 

Neither do you.

no wonder the world starts to heave their bibles out of the window in exchange for a breath of fresh air...

Yeah, when has THIS ever happened?!?  The piecemeal enlightenment of the masses has only taken place, in earnest, within the last century.  The majority are still as medieval-minded and superstitious as their great, great, great, great, great, great grandparents.  Are you honestly trying to say that we're in the midst of some kind of anti-god revolution?  Yes, the accessibility of more and more knowledge is making headway, but that's happening within a very intellectually elite, very educationally privileged, segment of the population.  I can't believe you said this.  My wolverine minions are on their way to your house right now.  They will destroy you, Flounder, only to spare your younger sister for the game of hide-and-go-fuck I mentioned earlier.

okay... now that the relegeous people have been given the abbreviated form of my asswhupin

Uh, huh...  You really laid the smack down, tiger.

(i can issue more beatings later if you would like to learn more about the origin of your doctrines)

It's hard to imagine that anyone could take such another beating, but, I'm game.  Please, send me your resources.

it is time to give evolutionists the EXPANDED form of it.

Oh crap...  Not the EXPANDED form...  I think I could endure the regular brand, but no one said anything about it being EXPANDED...  I quit.

listen carefully, mr. biologist mike... i know a thing or too myself.

You know exactly shit, Flounder...  Well, not EXACTLY shit, because such knowledge would only come with a firm grasp on the biological mechanics of defecation.  Hmmm...  Okay, assuming you've actually taken a dump before, I'll say you know exactly as much as the corn-laden turds that plummet from your rectum.

On one side of the issue are some learned scientists and academics, often using very technical language, who insist that if you are educated and intelligent,  you must accept the theory of evolution as fact. 

First of all, learned scientists and academics don't INSIST on jack fucking crap.  If they're truly learned, then- when asked- they'll merely present the mechanics as they exist, and then back them up with the evidence, AS IT EXISTS.  Science never has to be forced down your throat because the data speaks for itself.  You don't have to be intelligent to understand it, but you DO have to be educated.  Try explaining DNA to a primal tribesman from jungles of South America, and you'll start to understand the correlation.  You have to have a base education in the way science works, to understand it.  You, Flounder, do not understand it. 

On the other hand are some equally overbearing religeonists who use emotionally charged rhetoric to say that if you have genuine "faith", you must agree with their brand of creationism.

This statement is true, but you're a fucktard to compare the two.  Empirically based evidence is the separating factor between the factions you've outlined, and while scientists believe because the data forces them too, the religious believe because they need to on account of faith.

Such extremist vewipoints alienate many reasonable people.

Neither is extremist, Flounder.  Both are the norm for their respective tools.  The true difference lies in said tools, and you don't know the difference.

the question of god's existence deserves much better than smug, dogmatic assertions.

RIGHT HERE!!!  RIGHT HERE!!!  THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOW YOUR TRUE COLORS!!!  Flounder, you ass, science (evolution included) has nothing to do with the existence of god.  (Oh, and which "god" is that, you Christian-centric moron?  There are as many gods as there are people who worship them.)  Science deals with the natural world, not the supernatural world.  That's what people like you have so hard a time understanding.  Science has NEVER sought to disprove the existence of deities.  Why?  Because deities dwell beyond the realm of science.  We deal with empirical evidence, PERIOD!!!  There's no evidence of the divine, thus, there's nothing to examine nor test.   

Remember, the question involves more than a subject for debate, more than an intellectual excersise.... it involves the entire world.

Fuck you, you fucking child!  This statement is unworthy of my time.  This is not a question science asks, this is a question religion asks.

As we have seen, there are much more than a few reputable, educated scientists who sat that evidence points to the existence of an intelligent creator.

Yeah?  Like who?  Who has evidence for such?  Not pseudo-science- there's plenty of that.  But real data, data that can be tested.  Site you sources, dipshit.  That's what reputable, educated scientists do.

A few still go further. they question the scientific integrity of their collegues who dogmatically dismiss the existence of god.  case in point--- geophysicist John R Baumgardner notes : " In the face of such stunningly unfavorable odds, how could any scientist  with a sense of honesty appeal to chance interactions as the explanation for the complexity we observe in living systems? To do so, with conscious awareness of these numbers, it represents a severe breach of scientific integrity."

Again, nobody dismisses the existance of the supernatrual.  There's just no evidence for it, and thus, it lies beyond the strict and self-correcting paramaters of the scientific method.  Quote starry-eyed fence-straddlers to your heart's content, but such men are merely reaching for a supernatural explaination for that which is not, at present, definable.  Always keep in mind, Flounder, people WANT to believe in gods and unicorns and loch ness monsters and extrasterials, and humanity is the biggest obstacle to the scientific method.  The method itself, however, is beyond such things.  I said it before and I'll say it again, you do not understand science.  Science has no problem saying that something is "unknown."  The other camp has no problem assigning a supernatural value to the same.  See the difference?

Now thats coming from a man with about 15 years of college behind him, not an overzealous church-goin no-alchohol no-pleasure bible-thumper.

Foolish boy.  Find your own answers.  Don't quote those you think are greater men.  Have you ever met John R. Baumgartner?

i also find it interesting that you poke fun at people who accept fairy tale saying that anything supernatural is possible, yet when faced with staggering scientifically calculated odds against the solidity of evolution (which i will reasearch in a second) you would blindly beleive perforated, unsubstantiated ideas for the sake of "science"... yep. thats real scientific. ok...

I don't "blindly" accept anything.  I, like most scientists, go with the evidence.  We don't have a choice.  We don't get to choose what we believe.  Whether we like it or not, if we can't back it up, it isn't reliable.

lets take the evolutionary theory of reproduction... Complexity  is especially evident when living organisms have complex parts that would be usless without other complex parts.

As is apparent in the paragraphs that follow, you haven't the slightest clue what you're talking about.

According to evolutionaty theories, living things continued to reproduce as they became ever more complex. 

Huh?  This is not an evolutionary theory.

At some stage, though, the female of a number of species  had to develop  reproductive cells  requiring fertilization by a male with complemetary reproductive cells.

Nope, not even close.  And what's horribly frustrating for me, as the teacher here, is that you don't know enough for me to explain WHY you're not even close.  Keep in mind though, there are hundreds of thousands of asexual species on this planet, hundreds of thousands that are neither male, nor female.

In order to suppply the proper number of chromosones to the offspring, each parent's reproductive cells undergo a remarkable process called meiosis, whereby cells from each parent are left half the usual number of chromosones. this prevents the offspring from having too many chromosones.

Again, this statement applies only to sexually reproducing organisms.  Regardless, there's no such thing as too many chromosomes, at least not in the context of the point your trying to make. 

Of course, the same process would have been needed  for other species. How, then, did the "first mother" of each species become capable of reproducing wuth a fully developed "first father?"

There's was no "first" mother or "first" father.  Evolution is slow, taking millions upon millions of years.  Like any other trait, sexual reproduction occured gradually, natural selection favoring it over asexual reproduction through countless generations.  There are still organisms on this planet right that utilize both.  You are making simplistic, layman argeuments for an incredibly complex process that you don't understand. 

How could both of them have suddenly been able to halve the number of chromosones in their reproductive cells in a manner needed to produce  a healthy offspring with some characteristics of both parents?

They couldn't- it wasn't "sudden" at all.  There was no Adam and Eve amoeba.  FUCK!!!  I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.  Individuals do not evolve, populations do.

And if these reproductive features developed graduallly, how would the male  and female of each species have survived while such vital features were still only partially formed?

Because, initially, they weren't vital.  The survival requisites of a species change over time with respect to its environment, which is why all higher organisms have residual organs.  You don't need your tonsils, nor your appendix, but you still have 'em.  Why?  Because your ancestors farther down the evolutionary chain needed them.  By that same token, early, single-celled organisms might have been able to reproduce sexually, but they didn't necessarily HAVE TO because they could still reproduce asexually as well.  Again, there are species that still do this.

I'm giving a first-grade-level analogy here because I don't think you could follow anything else.

In even a single species, the odds against this reproductive interdependance coming about by chance  are beyond measuring. The chance that it arose in one species after another (trillions!) defies reasonable explanation.

This is an amazingly unfounded statement.  Please site the source of this statistical data.  Moreover, what variables are examined to formulate the "odds" you're talking about?  You have not idea, do you?

Evolutionists trying to explain that little hole will simply ask for you to give them alittle more time to go back to the drawing table and imagine up an explanation.... kinda like a preist explaining the trinity.

This "little hole" is one of your own design, Flounder.  This is what happens when you build point after point on nothing, which is EXACTLY what priests explaining the trinity do.  They start out with an unproven, baseless paragon, and then articulate arguments for it.  This is not science.  While evolution itself is an overwhelmingly established certainty, any gaps in its specie-specific mechanics are classified as "unknown".  Scientists don't try to "explain away" these unknowns, they simply forge on with the scientific method until sufficient knowledge is gained to change "unknown" into "known".  By the way, I'm not aware of any gaps in evolutionary theory.  Give specific examples if you have them.

back to the point,

So far, you have no point whatsoever.  You don't know enough basic biology to have one.

can a theoretical process of evolution explain such complexity? how could accidental, random  purposless events  result in such intricatley interrelated sysytems?

The occurrence of a global ecosystem is easily explained.  You see, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY IT COULD HAPPEN!  Yes, randomness plays a huge part, (at least in the formation of the planets), but we've carried out experiments that yield life from no life, or at least, the formation of amino acid chains from inert compounds.  If it wasn't as random as it is, ours wouldn't be the only planet with life, (so far).

Living things are full of characteristics  that show evidence of foresight and planning--- pointing to an intelligent planner. 

HORSESHIT!!!  Living things are full of unneeded characteristics, things called "neutral" manifestations that are neither beneficial nor harmful to the survival of the organism.  More than 90% of the DNA in the nuclei of each of your cells is "junk" DNA.  It doesn't code for anything, it doesn't direct protein synthesis.  The reason?  Because we (and I'm talking about humans here) have leftover crap from all the varied and uncountable ancestral species we evolved from.  And guess what, every other species on the planet shares this distinction. 

Besides, we're not put together that well.  Constant mutation, (which is the key to adaptive change), occurs all the time, and mostly with either neutral or HARMFUL results.  Our cellular mechanisms are always fucking up, which is why we're so relatively frail.  We are the way we are because of the absolute LEAST amount of beneficial traits.  Anything below that line, dies by natural selection.  Technology has changed this certainty somewhat, (thanks, Science!), but the truth is right there.  If we WERE designed by an omnipotent creator, then he did a piss poor job.

in fact many scholars have come to such a conclusion. For example, mathematician William A. Dembski wrote that the "intelligent design" evident in "observable features of the natural world... can be adequatley explained only by recourse to intelligent causes." Molecular biochemist Michaek Behe sums up the evidence this way: "You can be a good catholic and beleive in darwanism. Biochemistry has made it increasingly difficult, however, to be a thoughtful scientist and beleive in it."

By the way, discounting evolution doesn't give evidence for a creator.  This is one of the great fallacies of religious people.  There's no evidence for supernatural beings.  Saying something is untrue, doesn't lend truth to something else. 

"but john!! fossils! fossils! fossils!!"

Of the three main evidence bases for evolution, the first two being observation and genetic comparison/embryology, the fossil record is the LEAST integral to the mechanics as we understand them.

fossils, eh? funny you mention that.

I find your smuggness akin to a five-year-old bragging about the existance of the tooth-fairy based on the fact that his recently lost molor was not under his pillow the next morning.  You make me sad, Flounder.  Not because you're ignorant, (most of the world is), but because you're so fucking arrogant about it. 

If evolution occured over aeons of time, we should expect to find a host of intermediate organisms, or links, between the major types of living things.

Wrong.  There's no such thing as an "intermediate" per say, because evolving organisms are in a CONSTANT state of transition.  It doesn't happen in readily definable stages, it happens gradually, and over eons.

However, countless fossils unearthed since darwins's time have proved dissapointing in that respect.

Name one.  Oh, you can't?  Well, allow me to retort.  The Piltdown man was exposed as a fake ONLY because it didn't fit into the GRADUAL transition I mentioned earlier.  It fit the bill (so to speak) with respect to your uneducated arguement, but it failed with respect to the rest of the evidence.

the missing links are not only missing, but noexistent.

This is true and false, because there are no "links".  I doesn't work that way.

A number of scientists have therefore concluded that the evidence for evolution is too weak and contradictory to prove that life evolved.

Aerospace engineer Luther D, Sutherland wrote in his book DARWINS ENIGMA:

"The scientific evidence shows that whenever any basically different type of life first appeared on earth, all the way from single celled protozoa to man, it was complete and its organs and structures were fully functional.

This statement by Sutherland is either a wanton lie, or just a gross misunderstanding.  It doesn't even resemble fact.  Organisms did not spring up complete.

The inescapable conclusion to be drawn from this fact is that there was some sort of pre-existing intelligence before life first appeared on earth."

Again, no.  Discounting evolution doesn't lend evidence to a creator.

On the other hand, the fossil record closley matches the general order of the appearance of living forms found in the bible book of genesis.

Wow!  What an remarkable bag of pig shit.  In Genesis, land animals were created together in a day, as were sea dwelling creatures. 

 Donald e. chittick, a physical chemist who earned a doctorate degree at oregon state university comments: " A direct look at the fossil record would lead one to conclude  that animals  reproduced after their own kind as genesis states. They did not change from one kind into another. The evidence now,  as in darwin's day, is in agreement with the genesis record of direct creation. Animals and plants CONTINUE to preproduce after their own kind. In fact, the conflict between paleontology and darwanism is so strong that some scientists are willing to beleive that the in-between forms will never be found."

This is simply not true.  Organisms still evolve, even to this day.  I can take you into a lab and SHOW YOU THIS with a fast reproducing species, such as the Fruit Fly.

That is an interesting point. if oragnisms did indeed involve, why have species of plants and animals continued to reproduce consistently and exactly the way they always have been since as long as man can remeber?

They DO continue to evolve, and so do we.  Oh, and as far back as man can remember is but a millisecond in the grand scheme of life on earth.  This is a child's arguement.

If they did evolve, what has caused them to suddenly stop? what stimulus is the difference between evolving and not evolving? im listening... you tell me.

Again, evolution continues as we speak.

The foregoing evidence represents just the tip of the iceburg of ananswered questions that puzzle  those who dismiss the evidence of a creator.

WHAT EVIDENCE?!? 

when solid research and evidence flow right along with direct and purposeful creation, evolutionists put themselves through hell trying to disprove science itself. as more research is unveiled, old evolutionary theories fall to the wayside to new ones that have to constantly change;

This statement is, like most of your crap, simply untrue.

a perpetual cycle of lies that must be renewed to keep itself alive.

Science has no motivation to lie.  It is self-correcting.

Some scientists realize that the rejection of God is a path paved, not by hard evidence and careful logic, but by hopeful assumptions and conjectures.

Which "God" are we talking about again?

my point is that i see you consistantly using the doctrines of christendom as ammo to disprove the existence of god. however, that is like taking a pile of dog shit and using it to critisize the taste of cheescake.

Huh?

its easy as hell (forgive the pun) to pick on those self-righteous losers....

Like yourself?  Yes, it is.

but a little harder to agrue with scientists who are repeadedly showing you that the molecular, chemical, and biological sides of this good earth reveal a complexity and an order that cannot come about by chance. spontanious events produce chaos and disorder... not the intracatley fine-tuned universe that we live in.

The universe is far from fine tuned. 

so, on your homepage, you said that "unless you are a genius, i am smarter than you." although i see the IQ system as nothing but an ego-booster for  people, i will use this paper in my hand telling of my 130 to command some weight to my words.

Intelligence has no correlation with wisdom, young man.  You've repeatedly shown that you haven't the foggiest clue what you're talking about.  You WANT to believe in whatever God you follow, and so you seek out individuals with the same motivation- a motivation which utterly stifles objectivity- to back you up.   

i have carefully articulated my points,

WHAT?!?  You can't even form legible sentences, and you spell like a third grader.  If this is your idea of "careful articulation", you might wanna retake that IQ test you keep bragging about.  The points you've made wouldn't hold water with even a second year biology student, much less anyone with critical thinking skills.  You have to stop listening to other people with a set agenda, and gain the knowledge for yourself.  First, learn how to think, then learn how to LEARN.  Only then will you be ready to do research.  I've been where you are, in fact, I was just as proud of my ignorance.  But then I grew up, and something in me was forced to seek- truly and objectively seek.  I didn't become an atheist because I didn't wanna believe in God, I became an atheist because I went looking for him.  

and i look forward to a decent response to my words. please dont dissapoint me.

I can't disappoint you, Flounder.  I can only disappoint myself.  Regardless, I can see that yours is a questioning mind, but that's not enough.  Knowledge is the key that will set you free, but it's a hard key to find.  Never accept what anyone tells you at face value, (not even me), because most of them are as uneducated as you are.  If you wanna argue biology, LEARN BIOLOGY!!!  Go to school, find science, find logic, find critical thinking.  These are the maxims that keep us honest, these are the maxims that allow us to learn DESPITE our motive-driven humanity.

If you're truly as smart as you think you are, don't be one of the sheep.  Supernatual beings didn't create the civilized society you enjoy today- people like me did.  What has religion given to the world?  How has religion made it better?  What are the fruits of religion?  Think about that, and then ask the same questions of science...

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I was somewhat heartbroken and frustrated when I finished this response last night, cheifly because Flounder suffers from the same affliction as so many others.  To give an anology, I can't tell you how many times I've walked into a martial arts dojo where people who've never been in a fight in their lives rush up to tell me all about combat.  They don't know shit, but they THINK they do, and always because other people TOLD them they do. 

Mine is a lonely existance sometimes, which is why most of my friends are critical thinkers as well.  My two best friends, Kyle and Richard, are very different people, yet, their beliefs are their own, and they've come to them on their own terms.  I loathe that the world is the way it is, but I think it's changing for the better, superstition gradually giving way to rationalization; truth gradually giving way to fact. 

Anyway, I had written Flounder off when I recieved the following email from him:

man, how did i MISS your hate mail section? its gold!!!
 
but, something caught my eye.. have you ever heard of the diaglott? it is a direct greek/hebrew translation of the earliest original scrolls to english. i was reminded of it when i read this:

Where can I pick up a copy of this unaltered, infallible bible? I checked Amazon.com, but they don't seem to have it. Are YOU in possession of it? If so, perhaps you could make some photocopies so we can all see what God really meant.

Now as you know bud, there is a difference between a translation and a version . the king james seems to be the most reliable of the versions, but there is over 25,000 translational errors in it... not to mention the almost 7,000 times the divine name was omitted... The oldest Hebrew manuscripts present the name in the form of four consonants, commonly called the Tetragrammaton (from Greek te·tra-, meaning "four," and gram´ma, "letter"). These four letters (written from right to left) are éäåä and may be transliterated into English as YHWH (or, JHVH).Adding the vowels that makes the name Jehovah. its funny that about 99%  of bibles omit the name, although new ones are starting to come around.

now, on the question of a true unaltered bible, there is one. (beleive it or not) its called New world translation of The Holy Scriptures. It was translated over a period of about 35 years by a commitee of men who had absolutley NO TIES with religeon at all. it has been painstakingly translated directly from the oldest available manuscripts and interestingly makes no mention of the words "hell" "trinity" or "immortal". it has been appraised by scholars around the world for its clarity and simplicity to understand... that, and the fact that it has led to the abandonment of religeon by millions of people once they recognized that the bible is NOT what they were taught. things such as immortality of the soul, hellfire, trinity afterlife, and other main doctrines simply do not exist in the original manuscripts.

interesting, eh?

Yes, Flounder, that IS interesting.  Unsubstantiated without sources, but interesting.  I've actually never heard of the New World version before, but I'm so glad you're doing research on the subject.  Granted, it's all mythology to me, yet, you've effectively offered an argument as to how so many can believe something so baseless.  In this context, "original" Christianity was nothing like "present" Christianity- a certainty I've always clung to.  Keep searching, I sincerely hope you're not as much of a dipshit as you've made yourself out to be.

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I didn't send the above reply to Flounder.  No, I just wrote it now.  But shortly after the above addition, I received a third email from him.  He began by quoting something I wrote in response to one of my hatemails:

His love for us was great enough to give us a chance to save ourselves from Hell.

To which I answered:

Historically, Hell was a Babylonian (Sumerian?) concept that was only incorporated into the Jewish faith later on in its development. Before that it was Purgatory, or Sheol, or something like that, (I'll do some "refresher" research and get back to ya).

Here ya go.... i have the research right here

Collier’s Encyclopedia (1986, Vol. 12, p. 28) says concerning "Hell": "First it stands for the Hebrew Sheol of the Old Testament and the Greek Hades of the Septuagint and New Testament. Since Sheol in Old Testament times referred simply to the abode of the dead and suggested no moral distinctions, the word ‘hell,’ as understood today, is not a happy translation."

EXCELLENT!!!  Flounder is thinking now, he's researching, he's citing his sources.  It's a start...

It is, in fact, because of the way that the word "hell" is understood today that it is such an unsatisfactory translation of these original Bible words. Webster’s Third New International Dictionary, unabridged, under "Hell" says: "fr[om] . . . helan to conceal." The word "hell" thus originally conveyed no thought of heat or torment but simply of a ‘covered over or concealed place.’ In the old English dialect the expression "helling potatoes" meant, not to roast them, but simply to place the potatoes in the ground or in a cellar.

Sometimes at dinner, I use a fork to sculpt my mashed potatoes into a mound, and then I whisper to my friends, "This means something..."

The meaning given today to the word "hell" is that portrayed in Dante’s Divine Comedy and Milton’s Paradise Lost, which meaning is completely foreign to the original definition of the word. The idea of a "hell" of fiery torment, however, dates back long before Dante or Milton.

And yet, most people go with Dante's version, instead of the original Hebrew translation.  Why?  Because they did not do the research for themselves.

The Grolier Universal Encyclopedia (1971, Vol. 9, p. 205) under "Hell" says: "Hindus and Buddhists regard hell as a place of spiritual cleansing and final restoration. Islamic tradition considers it as a place of everlasting punishment." The idea of suffering after death is found among the pagan religious teachings of ancient peoples in Babylon and Egypt. Babylonian and Assyrian beliefs depicted the "nether world . . . as a place full of horrors, . . . presided over by gods and demons of great strength and fierceness." Although ancient Egyptian religious texts do not teach that the burning of any individual victim would go on forever, they do portray the "Other World" as featuring "pits of fire" for "the damned."—The Religion of Babylonia and Assyria, by Morris Jastrow, Jr., 1898, p. 581; The Book of the Dead, with introduction by E. Wallis Budge, 1960, pp. 135, 144, 149, 151, 153, 161, 200.

I just jerked off because I'm so proud of Flounder...

"Hellfire" has been a basic teaching in Christendom for many centuries. It is understandable why The Encyclopedia Americana (1956, Vol. XIV, p. 81) said: "Much confusion and misunderstanding has been caused through the early translators of the Bible persistently rendering the Hebrew Sheol and the Greek Hades and Gehenna by the word hell. The simple transliteration of these words by the translators of the revised editions of the Bible has not sufficed to appreciably clear up this confusion and misconception." Nevertheless, such transliteration and consistent rendering does enable the Bible student to make an accurate comparison of the texts in which these original words appear and, with open mind, thereby to arrive at a correct understanding of their true significance.

Congratulations, Flounder.  You've surprised me, and that rarely happens.  As I said last night, yours is a questioning mind, and maybe that IS enough... enough to begin, anyway.  In light of these things you quote without seeming reservation, what are YOUR religious beliefs?  I bet you're leaning towards agnosticism, but you still have a long way to go.  This is exactly the way it happened with me, by the way.  I studied and studied and studied the bible, and the more I learned, the more I found the holes.  Remember, this is but one of many translations of a text from just one of many religions- none of them based on evidence, but more, the written accounts of authors who still believed the world was flat.

Keep searching, but expand your horizons to include science.  If you wanna know how the universe works, how biology works, how evolution works, FIND THE ANSWERS!!!  Arm yourself with the weapons of both armies, all armies, and then you can fight the good fight.  Perhaps you're already on your way to a much larger and clearer world, and I thank you for restoring a small part of my faith in humanity. 

Existence is out there, my fledgling wolf.  Don't keep it waiting...
















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