Ask Mike

Lately, I've been getting a questions about the specifics of martial arts training, and while I'm not a professional No Holds Barred fighter, I DO know a shitload more than your average dojo dumbass, so I've decided to create the "Ask Mike" section.

It's gonna work like this: You dipshits email in with questions, (or post 'em on Mike's Forum), and I answer. It's just that simple.

My areas of expertise range from martial arts, to science, to religion, to drinking, to drinking, to drinking, to general questions about chicks/dating/relationships. If you ask a serious and/or relevant question, a response is guaranteed. If you ask a stupid and/or moronic question, you're still guaranteed one of two rebuttals. One, either I'll ignore you, (because you suck), or two, I'll make fun of you, (because you suck even more). In any case, you're likely to have your quandary addressed.

As such, I hereby introduce the fountain of wisdom that IS, "Ask Mike"...


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		Lately, I've been getting a questions about the specifics of martial arts training, and while I'm not a professional No Holds Barred fighter, I DO know a shitload more than your average dojo dumbass, so I've decided to create the "Ask Mike" section. It's gonna work like this: You dipshits email in with questions, (or post 'em on Mike's Forum), and I answer. It's just that simple. My areas of expertise range from martial arts, to science, to religion, to drinking, to drinking, to drinking, to general questions about chicks/dating/relationships. If you ask a serious and/or relevant question, a response is guaranteed. If you ask a stupid and/or moronic question, you're still guaranteed one of two rebuttals. One, either I'll ignore you, (because you suck), or two, I'll make fun of you, (because you suck even more). In any case, you're likely to have your quandary addressed. As such, I hereby introduce the fountain of wisdom that IS, "Ask Mike"...



		*7/30/05 Descado & Descado* *11/02/04: Navy Seals* *11/02/04: To Kill a Punching Bag* *5/10/04: Me, on sparring* *4/30/04: Me, on self defense*