The Chronicles of Descado
Not meant to be funny, but:
Home | My New Years Eve | The War of Marigold, Part 1 | The War of Marigold, Part 2 | Why all cats should die horribly... | Headbutts good... Whiskey bad... | If at first you don't succeed... | JKD vs. Ninjitsu | Things I hate that begin with "T" and end in "aekwondo" | Adventures in Tae Kwon Do | Battle at Zaxby's | Fighting Alcoholic | Don't send me chain letters!!! | Descado for President | The Asskicking Diary that never went anywhere... | Jail... | New "Rewritten" Chain Email | Viva Las Gaygas | Saturday Night Brawl | My shit don't stink... but yours does!!! | Night of the Black Mountain Nutriders | The Parting of Ways... (newly re-added) | John's Story... | Tank and me: A heterosexual love story... | The Worst Beating Ever | Only the Booty Crickets know... | Phil's Wedding | Adventures in Greenville, Part 1 | Adventures in Greenville, Part 2 | Adventures in Greenville, Part 3 | Adventures in Greenville, Part 4 | Adventures in Greenville, Part 5 | Love, and the soul... Part 1 | Love, and the soul... Part 2 | God DAMN, this story is long!!! | Celebrity Bitches I Hate: Anna Nicole | Irish Luck = World Domination | The Long Awaited Party at Wild Bill's | 3 clichés that piss me off | Everybody was kung fu fighting... | Going out