Spirits protect me!!!

Sent : Sunday, March 21, 2004 5:33 PM

To : MichaelDescado@hotmail.com

Subject : GOD

Just came accross your site and since I have been talking to the other side for nearly 12 years I amazed how someone could be so stupid and not beleive in God with all the info about this subject and none to warrant that there is no God. I will send a spirit guide to your side and try and drive out the spirits with you that are from hell. May God have mercy on your lost soul at present. The devil apparently loves you and the evil Randii. Marv

The above email was copy/pasted exactly how I received it in my inbox, I haven't changed or rewritten any of it. Granted, such has always been the case, but I felt compelled to make that distinction given the pure dumbassedness of the content. Let's take a look, shall we?

"Just came accross your site"

What's "accross"? Is that anything like "across", you no-spell-checking fuck up? People in shit houses shouldn't throw toilet paper.

"and since I have been talking to the other side for nearly 12 years"

That's fascinating, John Edwards. You should really go on TV with a talent like that. Do those on the other side talk back?

"I amazed how someone could be so stupid and not beleive in God with all the info about this subject and none to warrant that there is no God."

Again, I love how you have no grasp of spelling, syntax, punctuation, or cohesiveness, yet I'M stupid. You talk like a cave man. Anyway, please forward me all this "info" on God. Don't bother with anything bible-based, because the bible is bullshit. If you have actual evidence for the existence of "God" (which God is that, anyway?) feel free to enlighten me.

"I will send a spirit guide to your side and try and drive out the spirits with you that are from hell."

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lemme' get this straight, you're going to send YOUR spirits to do battle with MY spirits? Bitch, my spirits will RUIN YOUR SHIT!!! After all, they're from hell, (according to you), and hell is a place for badasses ONLY!!! Lucifer in the hizousse!!!

"May God have mercy on your lost soul at present."

May my foot have mercy on your ass, in the future.

"The devil apparently loves you and the evil Randii."

The evil Randi? What makes Randi evil? He fights for fact over truth, rationality over superstition, critical thought over mindless faith. What a hypocrite you are, Marv. You won't see people like me or Randi leading crusades and blowing up abortion clinics. No, that brand of "evil" is solely for people like you.

People like this are the absolute worst to deal with. They're not smart enough to express themselves rationally, yet their arrogance dwells on a level far above anything my ego can touch. Notice how Marv not only calls me stupid, but pities me enough to send his "spirit guide" to my rescue. Truly, truly awful.

By the way, Marv. I went into great detail to explain why I don't believe in God. You can read about it here:


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		From : Marv Ziegmann anthony@netins.net Sent : Sunday, March 21, 2004 5:33 PM To : MichaelDescado@hotmail.com Subject : GOD Just came accross your site and since I have been talking to the other side for nearly 12 years I amazed how someone could be so stupid and not beleive in God with all the info about this subject and none to warrant that there is no God. I will send a spirit guide to your side and try and drive out the spirits with you that are from hell. May God have mercy on your lost soul at present. The devil apparently loves you and the evil Randii. Marv The above email was copy/pasted exactly how I received it in my inbox, I haven't changed or rewritten any of it. Granted, such has always been the case, but I felt compelled to make that distinction given the pure dumbassedness of the content. Let's take a look, shall we? "Just came accross your site" What's "accross"? Is that anything like "across", you no-spell-checking fuck up? People in shit houses shouldn't throw toilet paper. "and since I have been talking to the other side for nearly 12 years" That's fascinating, John Edwards. You should really go on TV with a talent like that. Do those on the other side talk back? "I amazed how someone could be so stupid and not beleive in God with all the info about this subject and none to warrant that there is no God." Again, I love how you have no grasp of spelling, syntax, punctuation, or cohesiveness, yet I'M stupid. You talk like a cave man. Anyway, please forward me all this "info" on God. Don't bother with anything bible-based, because the bible is bullshit. If you have actual evidence for the existence of "God" (which God is that, anyway?) feel free to enlighten me. "I will send a spirit guide to your side and try and drive out the spirits with you that are from hell." BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Lemme' get this straight, you're going to send YOUR spirits to do battle with MY spirits? Bitch, my spirits will RUIN YOUR SHIT!!! After all, they're from hell, (according to you), and hell is a place for badasses ONLY!!! Lucifer in the hizousse!!! "May God have mercy on your lost soul at present." May my foot have mercy on your ass, in the future. "The devil apparently loves you and the evil Randii." The evil Randi? What makes Randi evil? He fights for fact over truth, rationality over superstition, critical thought over mindless faith. What a hypocrite you are, Marv. You won't see people like me or Randi leading crusades and blowing up abortion clinics. No, that brand of "evil" is solely for people like you. People like this are the absolute worst to deal with. They're not smart enough to express themselves rationally, yet their arrogance dwells on a level far above anything my ego can touch. Notice how Marv not only calls me stupid, but pities me enough to send his "spirit guide" to my rescue. Truly, truly awful. By the way, Marv. I went into great detail to explain why I don't believe in God. You can read about it here: Why I'm an Atheist As for everybody else, you'll notice that Marv's email address appears in the header at the top of this page, so anybody who, hypothetically, wanted to give Marv their own tongue lashing, could certainly do so.



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