Guest Stories

Shortly after coming to accept the fact that my beloved little website had gotten more than seven thousand "hits" in less than two months, I decided to pimp the resources of my readers for my own benefit. As such, I've added a "Guest Stories" section for those that think they have something worthy to share.

I invite you (my audience) to email me your tales- but only if they pertain to the things I myself write about. Lemme' just say right up front that I retain the right to post 'em or not based solely on my personal discretion. If you impart something great, I'll put it up. If you suck ass, then I'll reply with a Ziploc-bag-encased sample of my own feces, (no kidding, I'll literally FedEx shit to your house if you include your address!).

I also retain the right to edit said submissions so that they're legible. I'll NEVER change the story/opinion/commentary, but I'll certainly rework it if you can't write worth a damn, so don't email in with complaints that I "butchered" your artistic expression.

Understand, bitch! Unless you're Anne Rice, I'm a better wordsmith than you, and any editing I do is a gift you should get down on your carpet-burned knees and thank me for.

Anyway, read on at your own risk...


				*The Chronicles of Descado* *Guest Stories*



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