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Me and Rob "Spoon" Thomas (from "The War of Marigold" story) with our dates at some party.

This picture is out of focus because it's a freeze frame from a surveillance video camera that just happened to catch me being jumped by a gang of midgets.  Though I was outnumbered, and attacked from behind, I still managed to escape with my virginity.

This is what happened later when me and a buddy of mine caught up with that same gang of midgets and RUINED THEIR SHIT!!!  My buddy actually ate the scrotum of one unfortunate victim.