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When I asked if I could be next on the rope swing, this guy said, "Bite my ass, Mike!" and then turned his back on me.  Naturally, I bit him right in the ass.  Who's laughing now, chuckles?!?

This is Jamie "Boo" Laws hittin' on my old girlfriend, Susan.

This is me punching Jamie "Boo" Laws in the face for hittin' on my old girlfriend, Susan.